Saturday, October 18, 2008

Tax Breaks Explained

I don't like political posts in blogs - where people point out how bad the 'other' candidate is and such. I usually get about 2 lines into it and then go away.

I personally don't look at this post I'm making right now as political - rather educational and I hope others look at it the same way.

My politics mostly revolve around financial opinions. I don't vote based on moral stance - as I believe you can't legislate morality. I lean heavily toward conservative financial policy - an area where I think I feel ripped off by the current administration.

I've noticed that explaining a tax break that benefits everyone - is difficult to explain - without getting out pencil and paper. People just see that the 'rich' are getting the largest part of the break and they can't see past that fact.

Well, a friend of mine on the production truck - Phil - sent me this "Barstool Explanation" last night and it's wonderful for explaining the structure and reasoning behind it.

Unless you just are in favor of a socialist system for our country (and that's okay if that's your desire - it's just not mine), then I think you'll appreciate this explanation.

NOTE: This should not be read as if it's a joke - even though it could be taken that way. It's a really good explanation.

Our Tax System Explained: Bar Stool Economics

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that's what they decided to do.
The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. 'Since you are all such good customers,' he said, 'I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20.' Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free.
But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?'
They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.
So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so:
The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.
'I only got a dollar out of the $20,'declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,' but he got $10!'
'Yeah, that's right,' exclaimed the fifth man. 'I only saved a dollar, too.
It's unfair that he got ten times more than I got' 'That's true!!' shouted the seventh man. 'Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!'
'Wait a minute,' yelled the first four men in unison. 'We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!'
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!
And that, ladies and gentlemen, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.

4 comments:

Jamie Shelden said...

LMAO! I love that! I especially love the "for those who don't understand, no explanation is possible" part.

David said...

You may want to edit who wrote it to anon - Snopes http://www.snopes.com/business/taxes/howtaxes.asp

David said...

Reminds me of Jesus's statement I heard from David Cay Johnston, "The man to whom much is given, will have to give much; if much is given into his care, of him more will be requested."

GW said...

Percentages "request" more by default as the amount 'given' increases.

I think the final sentence in the piece pretty much sums it up